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Full-body sherpa fleece with an oversized puppet hood that flops its mouth every time you move. Wear it to a party. Wear it on the couch. Wear it to answer the door and ruin someone's evening. There are no wrong answers.
Why You'll Love It
The hood is structured, so the jaw opens and shuts as you move. No batteries. No strings. It just works.
Plush sherpa fleece inside and out. The kind of thing you put on at 6pm and refuse to take off.
Roomy on purpose, S through XL. Plus a front pouch pocket, because it needed one more dumb detail.
Works as a party costume, a couch uniform, and a gift for the friend who deserves it. All at once.
Slip into a Snuggo and instantly become the comfiest person in the room. Perfect for lounging, gifting, and bringing a little chaos to the house.
Loved by people with questionable judgement
94%
Said it was softer than they expected from something this stupid.
91%
Wore it around the house long after the party was over.
88%
Immediately wanted to buy a second one for a friend.
Based on early customer feedback. Your mileage may vary depending on how much you enjoy being looked at.
A full-body plush onesie with an oversized puppet hood. The jaw is structured, so it flops open and shut as you move your head. It is soft, it is dumb, and it is extremely comfortable.
It works as one. But it is really a sherpa fleece onesie, and most people keep wearing it long after the party. It is a costume in October and a couch uniform in January.
It is unisex and deliberately oversized. S, M, L, and XL. If you are between sizes, size up — nobody has ever complained that theirs was too roomy.
Yes. Your face sits inside the open mouth, so your vision is completely clear. The eyes on top are decorative — you are not looking through them.
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron the face.
Send it back within 30 days and we will make it right with a replacement or a refund. No interrogation required.